The checks have cleared, everybody’s rested, court ordered therapy sessions have been completed, cases of Steel Reserve have been shipped, opened, drained, and replenished again, Mr. Slayer’s bail has been posted, hundreds of dollars in audio equipment have been redeemed from the pawn shop, contract disputes have been settled, Waldo, at long last, has finally been found, egos have been stroked, I have, albeit briefly, emerged from hiding, Presidential Candidate Tony MF has received notification from the Federal Elections Commission that his appearance on the show will not violate federal election statutes, Brad has been given permission by his legal council to speak on the record, Smurfs have been smurfed, and now, despite seemingly insurmountable odds, congressional investigations, lawsuits, botulism, domestic strife, vomiting, and a series of misadventures wacky enough to be turned into a hilarious Saturday morning cartoon show, FAT ROBOT RADIO WILL RETURN!
Look for new episodes starting February 19th. Or Don’t. Whatever. It’s not like our self esteem rotates around whether or not we are popular in the eyes of the fickle masses.
Please love me.
FAT ROBOT RADIO: DOMINATING THE WORLD ONE OPERATING SYSTEM AT A TIME