Please keep your hands inside the car, because last year I was working this same ride and some dude was throwing in his arms out like an excited bird, flapping for all he was worth, and his arms were ripped off. True Story.
Want to hear another story from my carny days? I once pooped in the Twirl and Whirl and never cleaned it up. Another time I got soft Cindy to give me a squeezer in one of the buckets on the Spin Blaster.
Hear more of my great stories here on Episode 2 of Fat Robot Radio Land.
Produced and Edited by Phil Chevron.