This week, we continue with another long unreleased episode Fat Robot Radio. Is it fun? OH MY GOD YES! So listen up, you foppish dandies, it’s Fat Robot Radio time. Stop what you’re doing, get comfy, and enjoy.
The new season kicks off with the first of two lost episodes, filled with both humor, plugs for things that never came out, and references to the fourth of July! Timely? YOU BET! There is some deeply funny stuff in there though, so settle in, kick your shoes off (unless you are in public, in which case feel free to keep them on) and get ready for America’s Least Deadly Podcast, FAT ROBOT RADIO!
Discussed: Plugging A Bunch Of Stuff That Either Never Happened or Haven’t Come Out Yet, Joe Perry Project, Ted Nugent Makes Bad Decisions, Change This Phrase, Record Review Service, Ripping on Mike Myers Some More, Fat Robot Radio Center For Cultural Advancement Presents, Dana Carvey Makes Us Briefly Sad, We Make Light Of A Few National Tragedies, Pixar Owes Us Money, Tony’s Porno Roundup
That’s right America, Fat Robot Radio, while on hiatus, has brought you a super fun Best Of Show! Listen to our past glories! Relive them with us! Come on! WHY WON’T YOU RELIVE THE MEMEORIES WITH US?!?!??!?! WHAT, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF COMMUNIST?
I thought not.
So sit back and enjoy this excellent best of show. We sure did, but of course we are hopeless narcissists.
This week, from a super compacted gravity bundle containing all matter in the universe, explodes in a wondrous flash the majestic birth of all creation. Expanding at the speed of light, energy will begin to coalesce and form vast starscapes, and planets, and eventually, life itself. It should be a good time.
Discussed: Radio Format Changes, Reading Sucks/Is Awesome, Bad Movies, We Discuss Christan Bale in Newsies – Forgetting That We’ve Already Talked About It Before, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Record Review Service, Someone Brings Brad Porn At Work, Corrections Invonving Hooperman, Further Sitcom Talk, Talk Show DVD Requests, CD Prices, Tony’s Porno Roundup
Record Review
Artist: The New Anxiety
Album: …-..-…..-..
Track: The City Is Sinking
Website: myspace.com/thenewanxiety
This week we introduce Michelle Anderson- “THE DROP QUEEN”. This is a Can’t Miss Episode, so, you know, don’t miss it. What are drops? Listen and find out Fat Robot Fans. It’ so exciting, I just came.
Discussed: We Meet Michelle, Small Acts of Defiance, We Attack Mike Myers Again, Record Review Service, All Hands On Deck Perform, Things We’re Embarrassed We Like, Worst Movie You’ve Seen Recently, Stephen King Book Adaptations, MSNBC, We Read Listener Emails, Tony’s Porno Roundup
Record Review
Artist: Mother May I
Album: Splitsville
Track: Meet You There
Website: mothermayi.com
*Editors Note: Podcast streaming had been down for a few days, but is now BACK UP. Enjoy.*
This week, nothing really happens. Just a regular episode of the podcast. No big deal. If you like this podcast, then you’ll like this episode, if you don’t then something is wrong with your brain. Actually, that was mean. I’m sure your brain is fine. Perhaps you like lighter fare, like the Little Mermaid. And that’s fine. The adventures of Arial, and her little Crab friend, and their battle against the evil Ursula, is an animated classic, though I do find her conversion from mermaid to actual legged person a little disturbing. I mean, how does she know how to walk? And why does that prince want to have sex with a fish so badly? Eerie.
Discussed: Tony Watches Stephen Segal Movies, Newsies, What is the Point of White Men Can’t Jump, Good TV Show Theme Songs, People We’ve Had an Assfull Of, Defining What You Like, Record Review Service, Things That Should Be Bigger, Tony’s Porno Roundup
Record Review
Artist: Monster Magnet
Album: Four Way Diablo
Track: Four Way Diablo
Website: monstermagnet.net
This week, the Fat Robot Radio gang, says goodbye to the thirties, and looks optimistically forward to the roaring Forties. Meanwhile, sinister forces plot to destroy them. Enjoy.
FAT ROBOT RADIO: One Transmitter Away From Being Real Radio
Discussed: Brad Beats His Meat and Assaults a Naked Man in a Bathroom, Things That Hold Up, Fan Fiction, Record Review Service, What Tony Has Learned From El Duce, Dice, or Willie D, CDs We Are Embarrassed We Don’t Have, Tony’s Porno Round Up
Record Review
Artist: The Sound Of Urchin
Album: The Diamond
Track: There Are People in the Clouds
Website: soundofurchin.com
In this episode, Tootie’s father comes for a visit and doesn’t like the activities that Tootie is being exposed to. In particular, he is not pleased that Tootie wants to go to beauty school. Believing that Mrs. Garrett is a bad influence, Mr. Ramsey decides to have Tootie transfer out of Eastland.
Wait. That’s the tv.com description of an episode of The Facts of Life. Apologies from the management.
Discussed: Brad’s Midlife Crisis, Old Man Time: Reminiscences of a Podcasting Crew, Hypothetical Question Time, Is It Gay, Will Ferrell, Good Actors Who Make Crap, The Tony MF Rule of Comedy, The Fat Robot Center for Cultural Advancement Presents, Tony’s Porno Roundup, The King of Kong, Illinois Chat – Including Tales of the 2 Story Outhouse, Record Review Service
Record Review:
Artist: Dan Baird
Album: Buffalo Nickel
Track: Younger Face
Website: danbaird.net
This week, the Fat Robot gang gets a little too excited, and fueled with liquor and PCP, causes an international incident. Further details are to be withheld pending an investigation.
Discussed: Slayer Wins a Grammy, Guess the Song Lyric, Security, Record Review Service, The Fat Robot Radio Center for Cultural Advancement Presents, Hacks Who Have Been Around Too Long, Tony’s Porno Roundup
Record Review:
Artist: Fu Manchu
Track: We Must Obey
Album: We Must Obey
Website: fu-manchu.com
This this episode, the entire world comes to an end. All the events and human achievements the world has ever known, along with all living life on the planet, is blinked out of existence in an instant, with absolutely no warning. The entire planet explodes in a giant fireball, throwing the orbit of all celestial masses in our part of the solar system into disarray. Only tiny bits of rock remain to fill our former seat in the vast emptiness of space.
The Fat Robot gang doesn’t really talk about it though. It’s pretty much business as usual around there. But really, when the world ends, do you want to run around screaming in the street like some kind of jackass, or go our with a little style. If screaming isn’t really your thing, then give a listen to this episode of FAT ROBOT RADIO.
Discussed: Brad’s Brilliant Game Idea, Tons of Other Video Game Talk, Record Review Service – Eventually, Don’t Throw The Bathwater Out With The Baby, The Best Tony’s Porno Roundup Ever
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