Tony MotherFucker's Plog

Coffee Shop Pussy!!!!

Tony MotherFucker — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:46:27 +0000

Cumming soon. Coffee Shop Pussy. No shit, fuckers. Most of it is in the can, and I don’t mean your mother’s can. After lengthy recording sessions, thousands of beers, and shots of vodka, Tony MF is an actual recording artist. So fuck off U2, this shit is going gold. More in the weeks ahead. Thanks to the FRR crew for their incredible input in the masterpiece.

I am not running for president anymore

Tony MotherFucker — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:36:27 +0000

Sadly, my excessive alcoholism and work schedule have caused me to drop from the race. Besidses that, I have only received contact from two people who said they would vote for me. I think one of those was my older brother. The presidential race is done for me. So, take a Tuesday in November off and get hammered, and don’t vote for those a-holes that want to run our lives. Vote for an independent. or write me in. I’ll accept the job if I get it, but I will not be running an organized campaign. Or vote for Steve Jiff. That dude is qualified.

Aqua teen ‘terror hoax’

Tony MotherFucker — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 19:15:11 +0000

This is bullshit. I’m tired of this being called a ‘hoax’. The city of Boston overreacted to some Lite Brites w/a cartoon character on it. Go figure,Â a city stupid enough to support the red sox, thinkingÂ a Lite Brite is a bomb. Fuck you, Boston. My run for president will NOT run through Taxachussetes.

2008

Tony MotherFucker — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 18:51:10 +0000

That’s right, Tony Motherfucker has started an exploratory commission to begin his run for theÂ Presidency of the U-nited States. First item on the agenda: Lowering the national drinking age to 18. If you’re old enough to have a shitty job that you hate, you’re old enough to get fucked up. Show you support freedom, Vote TMF in 08.

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

Tony MotherFucker — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 16:00:59 +0000

coming later this week. for now, enjoy some Dio.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL1RguQL4jQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTA4IVsZ7uM

new monk tonight

Tony MotherFucker — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 20:08:21 +0000

New season of Monk begins tonight at 8 central(my time). Should be good with Â the ultra-hot Natalie Teeger.

Good episode. Here’s one of my favorite Monk moments ever.

Â http://www.usanetwork.com/series/monk/webexclusives/disher/index.html

the end of time-maybe

Tony MotherFucker — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 19:14:17 +0000

So the doomsday clock has been moved to 5 minutes to midnight. Whoop-de-fuckin’-do.

Â http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=75538

Someone needs to repair this piece of shit. In the 60 years, the thing has moved less than 20 minutes. It’s even moved backward during this time. Big Ben it’s not.

And Stephen Hawking must be believing his hype as the smartest man since Conrad Bain. Look at this stupid quote:

“As scientists, we understand the dangers of nuclear weapons and their devastating effects, and we are learning how human activities and technologies are affecting climate systems in ways that may forever change life on Earth,” said Stephen Hawking, the renowned cosmologist and mathematician.

Scientists understand the dangers of nucular weapons, but us dumb-asses that are not involved in science would juggle them and fire six-shooters at them. Piss off, Hawking.

Kiss my dick

Tony MotherFucker — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 19:33:22 +0000

Halo. thatâ€™s mexican for hello. Iâ€™m Tony MotherFvcker. As time magazineâ€™s man of the year, I would like to say Welcome to my corner of the infernet. Iâ€™m an old drunk that likes to drink to much. I also like pornography and horror movies. sometimes i like to watch horrornographic movies. they are awesome. my promise with this plog(not blog) is to totally entertain and inform. Enterformation. The things you see and read here will fry your mind. I hope. Stay tuned, dicks.