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That’s right, Tony Motherfucker has started an exploratory commission to begin his run for the Presidency of the U-nited States. First item on the agenda: Lowering the national drinking age to 18. If you’re old enough to have a shitty job that you hate, you’re old enough to get fucked up. Show you support freedom, Vote TMF in 08.
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New season of Monk begins tonight at 8 central(my time). Should be good with  the ultra-hot Natalie Teeger.
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Good episode. Here’s one of my favorite Monk moments ever.
 http://www.usanetwork.com/series/monk/webexclusives/disher/index.html
So the doomsday clock has been moved to 5 minutes to midnight. Whoop-de-fuckin’-do.
 http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=75538
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Someone needs to repair this piece of shit. In the 60 years, the thing has moved less than 20 minutes. It’s even moved backward during this time. Big Ben it’s not.
And Stephen Hawking must be believing his hype as the smartest man since Conrad Bain. Look at this stupid quote:
“As scientists, we understand the dangers of nuclear weapons and their devastating effects, and we are learning how human activities and technologies are affecting climate systems in ways that may forever change life on Earth,” said Stephen Hawking, the renowned cosmologist and mathematician.
Scientists understand the dangers of nucular weapons, but us dumb-asses that are not involved in science would juggle them and fire six-shooters at them. Piss off, Hawking.
Halo. that’s mexican for hello. I’m Tony MotherFvcker. As time magazine’s man of the year, I would like to say Welcome to my corner of the infernet. I’m an old drunk that likes to drink to much. I also like pornography and horror movies. sometimes i like to watch horrornographic movies. they are awesome. my promise with this plog(not blog) is to totally entertain and inform. Enterformation. The things you see and read here will fry your mind. I hope. Stay tuned, dicks.
