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That’s right, Tony Motherfucker has started an exploratory commission to begin his run for the Presidency of the U-nited States. First item on the agenda: Lowering the national drinking age to 18. If you’re old enough to have a shitty job that you hate, you’re old enough to get fucked up. Show you support freedom, Vote TMF in 08.
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This is the best news I have Heard since Mclean Stevenson starred in HELLO LARRY. Tony MF, I will vote for you as many times as I can. At least twice. God Bless America.
Good for you! You’ve got my vote.
hey tony im voting for doug stanhope sorry maybe you can be on his cabinet or sumthing cool like that anyway no hard feelings heres another steely hell yeah make it rain sincerely tommy motherfucker
Couple questions. Is your middle name Mother? And I admire you from what I read so far. Just heard about the site. Someone emailed me steve something toon. Liked it. I want to ask you that if you run for pres again, can I be your VP? With a name like you got, I know how you have struggled through life. Just look at my name. But I am more positive than you. So there is your balance. You bitch about everything . I don’t. I think human life is conditional, and unfree. And when we recognize this limitation and make ourselves dependent upon the harmonious and beneficient forces of the cosmos, we’ll all achieve success. Fuck it. I drink a lot like you. I wish I was a porn star, but besides being called Dick-ed for short, in gym they called me ‘Needle-Dick. So see.. I know what a name can do. Imagine Tony Mother Fucker and Dick Ed on a presidential ticket! Fuck, we’d fucking win. Rekon? One other problem though, I’m from Vancouver, Canada. But I got fake I.D. Its fake only in country, cause I wanted to keep my name, cause it helped me be like I am now. Almost VP. Maybe, What you think? I smoke two and a half packs of Three Fives a day. They are English cigs, get a lot of shit from England. Pretty good beer too. You have email? I’m fuckin serious as a motherfucker bout runnin with your negative, dumb fuckin ass but think my influence will not only help You, but the whole world, which is another item I’d like to discuss with your sometimes brilliant mind. Brilliant because your top platform item is that drinking age stuff. I want to legalize any mind altering substance. prostitution too…fuck we tax all that shit..well you see where I’m going? Hah. Money is Power. Fuck…We take over the U.S.A. and Canada..then fucking Mexico, and then fucking China. That gets us close to Russia. Invade them commy fucks, but their women ain’t commy, so we won’t kill them, we’ll just fuck em. In the fuckin ass. Hear they like that shit..Hit em in the shitter..fuck thats a good political slogan. Think? Well I like to show a little personality, and insight into myself when I talk to the one I’m talking to..so Hope you get an Idea of who I not only Am. But who I..or WE…could be. The election is close, and I hear Obama is alqueda, and has two tatoos on the shoulders, one of Hitler, and one of Saddam Hussein..and I guess he’s been rigging all the elections and thats why he is winning. But. I have to admit. I did contact him and asked if he would consider my ass for his VP. He flipped me some gang sign, I think Ganster Diciple. and tole me he was gonna kill me and my entire family if I didn’t commit suicide. Fuck..he pulled out a knife, called me a Dick Head…and that really hurt. I don’t think he took to me. So fuck him, and that Muslin , Nazi, gang fucker can go to hell. Anyway I more or less ’shit-fire to save matches , gave him the finger and said good luck. I’m beginning to ramble, kinda like you and those other two do. They are hard on you alot, and you just tell them to fuck off. Thats great Presidental shit Tony. So. I’m done. Those are my two questions. Is Mother your middle name, and can I be honored with your accepting me in serving with you to eventually take over this beautiful world. With the main goal of fucking those Russian honeys in the ass. Might seem somewhat superficial, but the fucking world is so goddam shallow in thought..we’d be like relating with them. bye Richard
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P.S. I never heard that middle name before, I ain’t got no middle name, so I kinda get into studying them. Well gotta go, want to work on my speech writin’. Power, War, and fuckem in the ass. Yeah. Richard
what the fuck? I am flabbergasted by this. I’m actually too drucnk to make h eads or tails of this. Presidential campaign is over. No money, organization, or desire anymore. I’m way too busy working, drinking and rocking.