Tony MotherFucker’s Plog

Sadly, my excessive alcoholism and work schedule have caused me to drop from the race. Besidses that, I have only received contact from two people who said they would vote for me. I think one of those was my older brother. The presidential race is done for me. So, take a Tuesday in November off and get hammered, and don’t vote for those a-holes that want to run our lives. Vote for an independent. or write me in. I’ll accept the job if I get it, but I will not be running an organized campaign. Or vote for Steve Jiff. That dude is qualified.